well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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