no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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