I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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