dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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