The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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