Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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