I hate your face
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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