Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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