Where did you get a picture of my penis
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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