What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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