why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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