ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
