dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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