So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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