my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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