he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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