I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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