If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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