we have officially lost it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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