It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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