I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You took a bar mat shot.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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