He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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