im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
