dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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