win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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