chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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