Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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