I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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