Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Someone came in the potted fern
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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