why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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