Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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