scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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