I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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