wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
