More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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