Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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