shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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