haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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