Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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