This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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