So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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