Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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