Whod you bang
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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