Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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