Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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