her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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