He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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