I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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