i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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