I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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