you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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