Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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