is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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