I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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