if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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